Is this service really free?

Yup. Completely. Send me some good karma if you like... :)

What do you get out of this?

Paranoid, aren't we? :) Put your fears to rest. I am doing this as a public service and to help foster a sense of community among Thooms (although Thooms are in general very proud of their race). I don't collect any personal information other than what is required for me to set up the alias accounts. I do not sell your information. I can't read your private e-mail or access your computer. (Nor would I want to, even if I could.)

What is the Fine Print?

Unlike most fine print, I will make this clear and easy to read:

Basically, if I find out that you are misusing or abusing your e-mail alias or web alias, then I will remove it. Period. What is misuse or abuse? Use your head and don't do anything stupid or illegal. I provide this service for free and I reserve the right to change, modify or end this service in any way at any time for any reason at all. (Not that I am planning to, but my Thoom lawyers require me to say this.)

Also, you understand that I, Kalthax and my alter-ego are not responsible for anything you do or anything that happens to anyone because of use of this service in any way.

If you don't like any of this or if you can't understand or agree to any of this then you may NOT use this service.

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